"It looks like me, sounds like me, but you can't say that 100% is me" - V.K. Lingam
"Don't say that I don't work hard. I work BLOODY HARD" - Pak Lalala Bodohwi
"W-we have an E-ERECTION every 5 years i-in Malay-sia!" - Zainuddin Maidan
"MP Batu Gajah tiap-tiap bulan pun BOCOR!" - Yang Berok Tua, Bung Mokhtar
"UMNO has become, eh... completely paralyzed" - Dr. M
"Really??? I-Don't-Remember!!!" - Lingam, Mahaithir and Eusoff Chin suffering from selective memory loss
"Ah, Ah! Ah!! Correct, Correct! Correct!!" - Lingam
"Ini semua kerja orang gila punya la....sekarang banyak orang sudah gila... Dia layak masuk hospital Tanjung Rambutan atau Tampoi la" - Samy Vellu
"Besok kirim, hari ni sampai!" - Samy on Pos Laju
"PLUS: Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy" - Samy on PLUS
Samy on Speech: "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong di sini", one Pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy gloriously replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
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